Your comments are always thoughtful, knowledgeable and hilarious. Thanks, and keep on keepin' on.

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our obsession lives on.
also we totally made the gasolina jokes first.

You're wayyyy more eloquent than I, but we completely agree re: this whole new yorker/obama debacle.

Good work!

sadly I believe he is actually just that clueless.

(HEAD EXPLODING CAPITAL PUNISHMENT POST)

Hi - if you are serious about wanting to chat it up with my hubby about all things Turkmenistan-ese, I'd be happy to hook you up. He is a total All-Things-Former-Soviet-Union-phile, even speaking exclusively Russian to our son in hopes of the little one picking it up....

Thanks! Crap jokes are what I do while not working very hard on my university work.

It's been a long, strange day but "sory new acrylics cant type good" made me giggle, so thank you for that.

When I receive my Pulitzer, I will be sure to credit you.

You are awesome. You are the reason I went to that news roundup. It will be a sad day for me when you get bored of Jezebel.
aRod

Seriously, where do I get released copies of these transcripts?

I just want to say that this is the best CH I have ever read and your comments regarding police search are clear-cut and helpful. I find you to be excellent at enlightening us about our rights.

Thank you for posting - as always, I enjoy your presence @ Jezebel.

Oh hai. Yeah, I'm still here. Why? Because I secretly hate myself and probably want to be fired for my job.

Tell me more about these pentagon contracts the FLDS-ers have!!! I LOVE CULTS AND WANT TO HEAR MORE! e-mail me at jessica@jezebel.com please!!!

Don't know if you saw this:

Also the post itself was purely meant to be ironic, i.e. judging someone's ability based on their perceived attractiveness or what Cheryl is kind of doing.

That was the whole point of my post . . . how ridiculous is it to judge someone's talent or in this case credibility based on their looks. To the extent that Cheryl's comments would have been acceptable if she were attractive.

Ladies, Sorry for the confusion, let me explain

"/fucks a [fill in a blank]" is equivalent to What the Fuck (or who the fuck) is [fill in the blank] or more correctly, "why lend credibility to [fill in the blank]", which in this case was "why lend credibility to Cheryl's comments?"

See deadspin for rampant usuage.

Also the post it self was purely meant to be ironic, i.e. judging someone's ability based on their perceived attractiveness or what Cheryl is kind of doing.

Sorry again.

/ shits pants <--- used purely as a non-sequitur to alleviate the tension of a sincere apology.

ouf- thanks for giving me the benefit. I wasn't trying to be offensive - and I did state something poorly.

Just heard from a guy who works on the set that Mr. Depp says Hi to everyone around at wrap- which tonight is at 7 at the Biograph! Eee! Totally going after work.